Tuesday, August 25, 2009

funny for the day

From the Shoebox blog this morning. (well, really from yesterday. Details, details) Anyway, I got a good, out loud chuckle this morning and thought I share it with you. It could just be that I am weird. If so, don't tell me. Ignorance is bliss.

Worst Back To School Items

* Thong gym shorts
* Overly-sharpened scissors that don’t close
* Powder blue Sissy-Boy brand sneakers
* Spine Mangler—the ergonomically incorrect backpack
* Blank ruler
* Vodka
* Switchblade
* #3 pencils
* Ryan Seacrest lunchbox
* Formaldehyde wipes
* Bully-attracting body spray
* EZ-WEDGE undies
* Temporary teardrop tattoos


Richard said...

Dear Melissa, as a friend there is something I strongly feel I should tell you but am compelled to be silent on the subject.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Richard!

Your unweird friend, Heather

Dawn said...